Archive for February, 2012

Dear Twitter: Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa

Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

…in which Donna Reveals that not only did she attend parochial school for 12 years, Not only did she study Latin and attend the State Con­ven­tion of the Junior Clas­si­cal League (!) BUT… she was ter­ri­bly wrong about Twit­ter.  Aigh!  There, I said it.

I orig­i­nally named this blog “Because I Won’t Tweet” which was really clever in 2008, when like most old peo­ple I was pretty con­fi­dent this flash in the pan would not last.  Not so clever in 2011 when I finally, grudg­ingly got a Twit­ter account.  Dang.  Let’s get this over with.  Since I wrote a snarky “top 10″ list of rea­sons I would not tweet, I feel obliged to return to the snarky for­mat to try to redeem myself.

  1. Okay, so some­one should have let me know that Twit­ter would make my ADHD dreams come true!  Con­stant feed­back!  Min­i­mal read­ing!  Man­u­fac­tured sense of import!  It’s per­fect for not get­ting tedious work chores done…
  2. Like blog­ging.
  3. Fol­low­ing lots of con­ser­v­a­tives.  And then they fol­low me…Feels very Spy vs. Spy, of course I am the rarely seen female from Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy, because I noticed that unlike Black or White, she never loses!  http://www.spyvsspyhq.com/images.html
  4. After 20 years of email, I am slowly, slowly learn­ing how to self-censor and not flame.  And that every­thing is for­ever on the inter-Web.
  5. I will be proven wrong about point #4 before the year is out.
  6. My orig­i­nal list pro­fessed my love for No Pants Day…Yep, still love that, and it still hap­pens, every year!
  7. 3 of my orig­i­nal 10 points were that “I’m old.”  Now decid­ing to rage against the dying of the light.
  8. The sad, inse­cure thrill I get every time I Tweet and pick up a new fol­lower or two.  Cue Sally Field accept­ing her Oscar.
  9. Brevity is the Soul of wit
  10. Kudos to Seth Grimes, who com­mented with #9, and was the only per­son to try and talk me out of my Twitter-bash.  There, am I for­given now?

Religious Freedom for Whom?

Saturday, February 11th, 2012

At least the Pres­i­dent has man­aged to pre­serve reli­gious free­dom for every­one who works for Catholic hos­pi­tals, schools, and uni­ver­si­ties and yet deprive the Repub­li­can pres­i­den­tial can­di­dates and their media arm, FoxNews, from their unfounded asser­tion of a “war on Catholi­cism.”  Yet I’m still pretty annoyed at our inabil­ity to pro­vide an effec­tive counter-narrative dur­ing the 3 or so weeks where this kept build­ing, and build­ing, and building…

So, time to re-cap and take an analy­sis of mes­sages that could improve this narrative:

This is about free­dom of reli­gion – indeed.  It is about free­dom of reli­gion for all of the thou­sands of employ­ees at Catholic uni­ver­si­ties, hos­pi­tals, health care cen­ters, etc., who are not Catholic – and even for the major­ity of Catholic work­ers at said employ­ers who might still *gasp* choose to use birth con­trol.  As I get counts on the num­ber of work­ers at these employ­ers in some Con­gres­sional dis­tricts, it becomes very evi­dent that in many regions, if you want to work in your pro­fes­sion, work­ing at a Catholic hos­pi­tal may well be your only option.  Should that mean that your insur­ance ben­e­fits are pro­scribed by the reli­gious beliefs of your employer?  Seems to me the Founders intended for indi­vid­u­als (human beings, not cor­po­ra­tions, or quasi-religious insti­tu­tions) to have free­dom of and free­dom from reli­gious expres­sion.  Bish­ops may dic­tate the faith to the flock, but they don’t speak for them to the gov­ern­ment – polling fig­ures this week, in fact, showed that most Amer­i­can Catholics dis­agreed with the Church posi­tion on this.

There are pre­cious few insti­tu­tions cov­ered by these rules that do not ben­e­fit greatly from fed­eral, state, and local fund­ing from tax­payer dol­lars.  They should have a rea­son­able expec­ta­tion that they will be required to abide by gov­ern­ment stan­dards as they do on work­hours, OSHA stan­dards, and, in fact, many state require­ments that say that health insur­ance plans in their state have to cover con­tra­cep­tives.  In fact, in states that have these require­ments (and a Repub­li­can gov­er­nor, that’s con­ve­nient!), we should ask whether the Repub­li­can lead­ers believe that the state of [let’s say, Wis­con­sin] has declared war on the Catholic church.

I really don’t see how pay­ing for insur­ance cov­er­age equates to vio­lat­ing the Church’s moral beliefs – and by the way, the Church is an orga­ni­za­tion, not an indi­vid­ual.  Is it pos­si­ble for a hos­pi­tal board to com­mit a sin?  Twelve years of parochial edu­ca­tion cer­tainly sug­gested to me that I was respon­si­ble for my own sin­ning.  These orga­ni­za­tions hap­pily pay for Via­gra pre­scrip­tions to be filled.  If their employ­ees then use their Via­gra to go out and com­mit adul­tery, does that mean the hos­pi­tal has sinned?  Or the dude with the Via­gra?  Pro­vid­ing a pre­scrip­tion ben­e­fit is not the same thing as swal­low­ing a pill with the intent to pre­vent a preg­nancy – only an indi­vid­ual can do that.  Being given an occa­sion of sin, as I was exhaus­tively told, is your moment to shine!  It’s called free will.

Most Amer­i­cans, includ­ing Amer­i­can Catholics, do not see con­tra­cep­tives as a lux­ury, or an elec­tive health care expen­di­ture.  It’s part of every­day life.  Any indi­vid­ual has the absolute option not to use such meth­ods, but let’s not allow that right to over­shadow the Right’s con­stant, unre­lent­ing will­ing­ness to make the issue about them­selves rather than about deny­ing women access to basic health­care cov­er­age that pre­vents unwanted pregnancy.

The Daily Kos/Markos tweeted today a hys­ter­i­cal point:  “Now that the GOP is an adjunct arm of the Catholic bish­ops, can’t wait for their sup­port of DREAM Act and UI exten­sion!

The Catholic High School that I grad­u­ated from (Mas­cot: The Cru­saders!  Get them infi­dels!) is cel­e­brat­ing its 50th anniver­sary.  Pre­dictably, they are des­per­ately fundrais­ing from alums for the occa­sion.  What a shame that as a reg­is­tered Demo­c­rat, I’m not really allowed to be a Catholic any­more (okay, so I quit years ago, when at 11 I real­ized that if my best friend was des­tined for hell because she was Jew­ish, yet a much bet­ter per­son, than I, then this cat­e­chism was crap).  My 75 year old par­ents, life­time Catholics and Democ­rats, are increas­ingly tired of being told that their polit­i­cal views are not Catholic.  Donate to the Cru­sader Fund?  You must be joking.